When he took off hishat, wesawthat he was asbaldas acoot!
He was asbaldas acootby thetimehe was 20.
He wasskinny,baldas acoot, and he didn't have atoothin hishead.
Did youknowhe's asbaldas acootunder thatwig?
I don'tcareif you're asbaldas acoot- I stillloveyou!